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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

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kimkai

I don’t need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Worked for me.

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跳舞 ; ( dance )

跳舞 ; ( dance )

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EXO in lyricism (14/∞) → Lana Del Rey “American” requested by thecaffeinated

EXO in lyricism (14/∞) → Lana Del Rey “American” requested by thecaffeinated

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